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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Understanding Engineers #5

"The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Understanding Engineers #3

Ok, so I'm a recovering civil engineer so maybe I'm still warped and laugh at jokes like this one. DG

"A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dead Sea | Flickr - Photo Sharing!


See it much larger here:
Dead Sea | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

A beautiful photo of the Dead Sea from space. Yes, dead things can look beautiful.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Send Magazine - 1st Quarter 2011 - Front Cover

Send Magazine - 1st Quarter 2011 - Front Cover

Send Magazine - 1st Quarter 2011 http://ht.ly/48Er0 You can read this terrific missions magazine online 4 free. #missions #tc